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She Bit Me First

by She Bit Me First

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1.
This Is Fine 02:20
THIS IS FINE I thought that I was tripping balls when the nursery rhymes came true A cat played a fiddle and a worm told a riddle and an old woman lived in a shoe I wasn't high I was merely confused gobsmacked mind boggled bemused Just a normal healthy response to watching the news Just when I thought it was safe to open my eyes reality offends with some new unnatural surprise The world's a stupid place slow clap for the lost human race As it turns out our best's a fucking disgrace We're all gonna die [Everything's fine not to worry] Pigs filling the sky [Normal I guess take it easy] You're sober as well [Little bit drunk can you blame me?] It's winter in hell Everything's fine everything's fine honestly I think I thought I lost my mind when the cow jumped over the moon And three blind mice thought they were safe from the wife but they parted with their tails real soon Through it all I was safe in my room and not living in some twisted cartoon And just when I thought that it was safe to relax the dish ran away with the spoon The goddamn dish ran away with the spoon
2.
HEART OF COAL Once upon a time I nearly missed her 'cause she's little and she's not very old Then I guess she just about dismissed me 'cause she didn't think I was fully grown She don't understand my love of punk rock bands and she thinks my songs are like nursery rhymes She eats goats when they get a bit too old but not pussies 'cause they're too much fun to hold She eats cookies and relatives as well she's the shrew Croatian with a heart of coal Heart of coal, heart of coal Piss her off heads will roll Heart of coal heart of coal Hangry harpy with a heart of coal Don't be late and don't be a break-dealer when upset she's like a dog with a bone push your buttons just like a piano will she crash her car today no one knows She likes to make fun of vegetarians and she thinks hippies are preposterous She beats children not really that's a joke it's a secret that she sometimes likes to smoke She believes in a father in the sky she's the cute creation with a heart of coal Heart of coal, heart of coal She's sure she has a soul Heart of coal heart of coal devil dodger with a heart of coal She likes to make fun of vegetarians and she thinks my songs are preposterous and she thinks hippies are like nursery rhymes I promised her evil by mistake 'cause her language is so weird it might be fake Bunny guts scar her little purple car She's the dental patient with a heart of coal Heart of coal, heart of coal Step by step not too slow Heart of coal heart of coal Someday we'll crush little bits of coal
3.
WHAT UNRAVELS So they say that sometimes change is good for it's sake there's no need for a good reason why All the same I should know when I'm fooling myself or at least I should know what's a lie Now I'm lost it's becoming an emergency Can't get back to where I know that I ought to be I've been picking the stitches and digging a hole I'm not mining the strongest of seams There's a chance that I'm making an ass of myself but of course that's just one of my themes Now there's no turning back and I can't change my course everything that I try is just making it worse I've been pulling on threads just to see what unravels Sure it seemed like a good idea at the time now I'm left with a mess I can't seem to rewind I've been pulling on threads just to see what unravels At the moment you step off the ledge into space all alone sort of seems less than real There are things that I say that are best left unsaid but it's just the way I really feel Now I keep falling faster I can't face my fate there are things I could change but I know it's too late I've been pulling on threads just to see what unravels Sure it seemed like a good idea at the time now I'm left with a mess I can't seem to rewind I've been pulling on threads just to see what unravels I've been pulling these threads and I've been staying in bed Forgetting who's dead the worst thing about survival and I've been pulling on threads
4.
GUEST OF HONOUR Once upon a twice upon a many fucking times You were asked to surrender and you didn't fucking mind But I do It's a flaw in my character I cannot fall in line You've always gotta have the latest shiny things ultimately pointless but it's funny when it rings And here comes the part where you assume that no one's gonna mind just before you waste my time Information is power and you're giving yours away doesn't matter who asks it's only beans you get in trade If you've really got nothing to hide it's sad you're such a bore doesn't matter any more Once upon a twice upon a many fucking times You were asked to surrender and you didn't fucking mind But I do Mum says I'm an iconoclast a rebel all the time This is a gang bang like the ones you've seen online you're the guest of honour there's a queue forming behind What's happening to us? Seems no one cares and no one knows the emperor has got your clothes
5.
NEW YEAR'S DAY I won't be there when you're scared stop your nightmares stroke your hair You won't laugh at my stupid jokes you tolerate me more than most Won't bring you flowers just because I know it's something that you love Don't get to be there when you win I will miss my closest friend Still can't believe it's the bitter end wish we could stop this and start again Lost more than I thought I had something good can seem so sad I'll be thinking about it New Year's Day I will always cheer you on I'll still play you our little song Can only hope you don't feel betrayed we had the life but it got away I can't be there when you go watch our life come to a close Will always seem hard to understand try explaining but I can't It was so easy to make you smile just the smallest things once in a while Lost more than I thought I had only you could understand I'll be thinking about it New Year's Day I've got a permanent lump in my throat yeah the doctor says I'm fine but I'm choked up all the time
6.
I SMELL A RAT Well it's fine to believe things that aren't true if you can get other people to believe them too You might get somewhere You might like it there Do you know deep inside that it's not okay saying whatever's gonna help you get your way You still having fun if you hurt someone? Yet you don't really believe yourself You say whatever it takes to take advantage of someone else 'Cause the point is that you've got no shame Don't apologise and then you'll never ever have to explain So just go tell the story you want to tell and the facts and reality can go to hell You enrage and scare You might boost your share And we all shake our heads and we bite our tongues and do nothing while everyone expects someone to please call your bluff Have we heard enough? Yet you don't really believe yourself You say whatever it takes to take advantage of someone else 'Cause the point is that you've got no shame Don't apologise and then you don't have to explain You're laughing I think that I smell a rat I think that I know exactly where it's at I think that I smell a rat It's a whole new world out there The truth is all in tatters with no prospect of repair Gotta keep your head on straight somehow Despite what we can see we're expected to believe it now

credits

released February 20, 2020

Chris Goode - drums, backing vocals
Andy McLaughlin - guitar, vocals
Daniel Neto - bass, backing vocals

Music written by She Bit Me First
"Heart Of Coal", "Guest Of Honour", and
"New Year's Day" written by
Gareth Roberts and She Bit Me First
All lyrics by Andy McLaughlin

Recorded by
Simon Small at Musicland Studios, London, UK
April-May 2019

Mixed by
Sam Featherstone, London, UK

Digitally mastered by
Tim Turan at Turan Audio, Oxford, UK

Vinyl mastering by
Ben Shepherd at Disc Manufacturing Services,
Plymouth, UK

Visit us at
shebitmefirst.com

Thanks

Daniel: "Giada, little Camilla, Pupa (RIP), Antonio Di Fonzo, Mom and Dad, Grandma, my brother João, Marta and Afonso, uncles Tóia and Paulo, Carlota and João, José Alves, Eduardo Mourinho, João Feijão, Carlos Santos, Daniel Dias, Pedro Moniz, Jens Brissink and the Ostend crew, Sensei OG Sanna, Barbora Tabačková, Roger Bennett, Gonçalo Perdigão, Vitor Luís, Chris Brewis, Dal Beaney (We Punch Tigers), Talon Payne (Gallow Wood Media), and the rest of the family and friends (or enemies) that I have forgotten"

Andy: "The McMuffins - Sandra, wee girls Lara and Hana, Mum and Dad, Gareth Roberts, Kim Hino, Will and Valeria Allen, and the always-supportive brothers Fraser and Graeme"

Chris: "Thanks to my bandmates Andy and Dan, for putting up with me and putting together some great songs together. Thanks to my parents for always supporting me no matter what, with a special shout out to my mum who takes the credit for getting me into punk music in the first place. Special thanks to Sober Dave for his creative input, inspiration, and friendship these past years. Thanks to Anthony and Nicolas from The Shapers for always taking an interest in my other projects, and for their friendship and honest feedback. Additional thanks to the following bands and artists for providing me with constant inspiration and drive: Anti-Flag, Derek Zanetti and The Homeless Gospel Choir, Spanish Love Songs, Joe Strummer (R.I.P.) and The Clash, as well as the countless bands I’ve had the pleasure of performing with or alongside. You make this punk scene a place that I call home."

... and all the bands we love, the bands we've shared the stage with, former bandmates, and everyone else who helped us to do what we love to do.

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She Bit Me First is a three-piece punk rock band from London, UK.
Blending a mix of older punk and alternative rock influences with a modern sound, She Bit Me First's new self-titled EP marks a new, exciting, chapter for the band.

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