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All My Jokes

from And Another Thing by She Bit Me First

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Mixed by Aaron Abeyta (El Hefe of NOFX)

All My Jokes, Copyright © 2013, She Hit Me First. shehitmefirst.com

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Girls used to think I was handsome and clever
or maybe felt sorry for me, or whatever
maybe I used to be cool but you never know
all of the things that I did in my 20s
[there were standouts] oh I'm sure there were plenty
probably seemed cute at the time but I'm getting old

you've heard all my jokes, and all my stories
heard all my jokes, and you still like me
heard all my jokes, and yet you're still
here with me

you've heard all my jokes, and they're not funny
heard all my jokes, but you humour me
got all my germs, but you still like
kissing me

I'm starting to get just a little bit wrinkly
mostly I smell pretty nice, but I'm stinky
things about me over time that you've learned to love
how could you still think I'm pretty [who knows?]
standing on stage in last year's clothes
thinking I'm punk in my chucks and my messy hair

you've heard all my jokes, and all my stories
heard all my jokes, and you still like me
heard all my jokes, and yet you're still
here with me

you've heard all my jokes, and they're not funny
heard all my jokes, but you humour me
got all my germs, but you still like
kissing me

I'm cranky and angry [your hobbies are strange]
a creature of habit [and that won't change]
if there was a medal for patience you'd get the gold

how can it be so many years? [you're still around]
it's not like you're some kind of fool [better choices abound]
thank you for sticking around and for being cool

you've heard all my jokes, and all my stories
heard all my jokes, and you still like me
heard all my jokes, and yet you're still
here with me

you've heard all my jokes, and they're not funny
heard all my jokes, but you humour me
know all my tricks, but you still believe in me
here with me. not leaving me alone.

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from And Another Thing, released December 17, 2013

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She Bit Me First is a three-piece punk rock band from London, UK.
Blending a mix of older punk and alternative rock influences with a modern sound, She Bit Me First's new self-titled EP marks a new, exciting, chapter for the band.

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